For Sale, Baby Shoes, Never Worn

Ernest Hemingway? William R. Kane? Roy K. Moulton? Avery Hopwood? Arthur C. Clarke? Anonymous?

heminway02Dear Quote Investigator: Most people are familiar with short stories, but there is another class of works that might be called short-short stories. “Flash fiction” and “sudden fiction” are labels that are applied to this style of literature. One of the most famous examples is a tale of only six words in the format of a classified advertisement that according to legend was crafted by Ernest Hemingway as part of a bet:

For Sale, Baby Shoes, Never Worn

The reader must cooperate in the construction of the larger narrative that is obliquely limned by these words implying miscarriage or sudden infant death. There is a popular alternative text based on another item linked with babies:

For Sale, Baby Carriage, Never Used

Did Hemingway write either of these succinct telegraphic tales?

Quote Investigator: QI has found no substantive evidence that Ernest Hemingway composed this six word story. He died in 1961. A literary agent named Peter Miller stated that he was told the anecdote about Hemingway and baby shoes by a “well-established newspaper syndicator” circa 1974. Miller published this claim in the 1991 book “Get Published! Get Produced!: A Literary Agent’s Tips on How to Sell Your Writing”: 1

Apparently, Ernest Hemingway was lunching at Luchow’s with a number of writers and claimed that he could write a short story that was only six words long. Of course, the other writers balked. Hemingway told each of them to put ten dollars in the middle of the table; if he was wrong, he said, he’d match it. If he was right, he would keep the entire pot. He quickly wrote six words down on a napkin and passed it around; Papa won the bet. The words were “FOR SALE, BABY SHOES, NEVER WORN.” A beginning, a middle and an end!

Advertisements closely matching the abbreviated text above did appear in classified sections over the decades. Here is an example published in 1906. Intriguingly, this section of short ads was labeled: Terse Tales of the Town: 2

For sale, baby carriage; never been used. Apply at this office.

In 1910 a newspaper article about a classified advertisement that was thematically similar and twelve words long was published:

Baby’s hand made trousseau and baby’s bed for sale. Never been used.

The article referred to the death of the child, and the sorrow of the parents. The unnamed journalist emphasized that within the easily overlooked quotidian advertisement was “woven a little story of the heart”. The details of this important precursor are presented further below.

In 1917 an essay by William R. Kane in a publication for literary workers discussed the composition of powerful short stories. The concise title “Little Shoes, Never Worn” was suggested for a story about “a wife who has lost her baby”. The details of this key precursor are also given further below.

In 1921 the newspaper columnist Roy K. Moulton described an ad with the words: “Baby carriage for sale, never used”. Moulton presented the reaction of his friend Jerry:

Wouldn’t that make a wonderful plot for the movies?

Details appear further below. During this ideational evolution the name Hemingway was never mentioned. QI did not find any sharp natural demarcations in this development, and hence there does not appear to be a single author for this tale.

Here are selected citations in chronological order.

In 1910 a brief article titled “Tragedy of Baby’s Death is Revealed in Sale of Clothes” was printed in a Spokane, Washington newspaper, and the text discussed a small classified advertisement. Perhaps this article or an article of this type provided the inspiration for the flash fiction. Boldface has been added to excerpts below: 3

The world is indeed a complication of joys and sorrows, a continuous play made up of tragedy and comedy, and even in every day life, items and experience, small and unusual to us, perhaps, is woven a little story of the heart.

Last Saturday an ad. appeared in a local paper which read: “Baby’s hand made trousseau and baby’s bed for sale. Never been used.” The address was on East Mission street.

This perhaps meant little to the casual reader, yet to the mother who had spent hours and days planning the beautiful things for her tiny baby, it meant a keen sorrow and disappointment.

She had perhaps, dreamed of the time when her little one should be grown up and could, with a source of pride, look back upon its babyhood days and display the handiwork of its mother in the first baby clothes worn and the first trundle bed it had slept in when it first opened its eyes upon the beauties of the world.

But the hand of fate had been unkind and took from the devoted parents the little one which was destined to be the sunshine and light of their life, and the mother, in a desire to forget her sorrow by parting with anything which reminded her of the little one, advertised the garments at a sacrifice.

This important citation was located by a correspondent named Hugo within the Chronicling America newspaper database assembled by the Library of Congress.

Another interesting precursor reflecting the idea and the compressed format of the short-short story was printed in 1917 in a periodical aimed at writers and editors called “The Editor”. William R. Kane published a piece about striving for originality when creating short stories. He outlined a tale about a grief-stricken wife who lost her baby. Kane suggested using “Little Shoes, Never Worn” as the title and as the key symbol of the narrative: 4

To give the first example that comes to mind: Our story is one of a wife who has lost her baby, her only possible one, and her grief removes her from the world, and even threatens to estrange her from her husband. Evidently much of her struggle toward normality will be a mental one; the crisis of her struggle certainly will be mental. To bring the story “down-to-the-ground,” there must be some concrete symbol of the struggle and the wife’s victory.

Suppose this symbol is a pair of “little shoes, never worn.” The title of the story might be “Little Shoes, Never Worn.” The victory of the wife, her gain to normality, might be symbolized by the giving away of this pair of shoes, over which she has often wept, to a needy babe of another mother. The story I have outlined inclines to the sentimental, but I think it proves my point.

Kane suggested that the wife would give away the shoes. In the modern tale the shoes were offered for sale.

In April 1921 the newspaper columnist Roy K. Moulton printed a brief note that he attributed to someone named Jerry. The note referred to a classified advertisement selling a baby carriage: 5

There was an ad in the Brooklyn “Home Talk” which read, “Baby carriage for sale, never used.” Wouldn’t that make a wonderful plot for the movies?            JERRY.

The note above achieved national distribution appearing in a newspaper in Janesville, Wisconsin; Eau Claire, Wisconsin; 6 and Port Arthur, Texas. 7

In June 1921 the magazine Life reprinted the following paragraph from a newspaper under the title “Dénouement”: 8

The great American dramatist will be the man or woman who can write a one-act play as poignant as a seven-word want ad which the Houston Post discovers: For Sale, a baby carriage; never used.
—Louisville Courier-Journal.

In July 1921 the Boston Globe printed a paragraph similar to the one above. But the critical analysis was attributed to Avery Hopwood who was a popular Broadway playwright in the 1920s: 9

“When a dramatist can tell a story as poignantly, as briefly and as dramatically as some of the classified advertisements,” declares Avery Hopwood, “then the great American drama will be written.”
Mr. Hopwood’s inspiration was this advertisement:
“For Sale—A baby carriage; never used!”

Also in July 1921 the humor magazine Judge published a piece that employed the classified advertisement as a starting point and then transformed its meaning with a twist ending. The story was called “Fools Rush In” by Jay G’Dee. The author began by recounting his emotional reaction to the ad: 10

I am an imaginative soul. That is the reason you are reading this; that and the fact that I read this: “For sale, a baby carriage, never used.” Merely a classified ad in a Houston paper, but it took hold on me and would not let me alone.

Sympathy is the natural environment of my soul. I re-read the ad. My fancy lingered on the last two words; the pathos of them; the tragedy that was in them.

The author decided to search out the person who placed the ad to offer words of condolence. The author found him mowing the front lawn of his house and asked him his reasons for selling the baby carriage:

“Certainly. You see we figured too low. It’s only a single and—” he grinned, damn him—”when the time came we had to get a double-seater.”

In 1924 a newspaper in Omaha, Nebraska presented multiple interpretations for the advertisement: 11

There wasn’t a “human interest” story in the paper that can compare in human interest with this little want ad: “For Sale—Baby carriage. Never used.”

Why was the baby carriage never used? Is the little fellow waiting by himself until the Heavens be no more, or were mother and child buried in the same grave? Or did some old bachelor win the baby carriage at a raffle?

In 1927 a comic strip featuring the character Ella Cinders used hyperbole when describing the baby carriage ad. In fact, the comic strip was designed to encourage people to use the classifieds: 12 13

THEY SAY THE GREATEST SHORT STORY IN THE WORLD WAS WRITTEN IN A SEVEN-WORD CLASSIFIED AD: ‘FOR SALE, A BABY CARRIAGE; NEVER USED!’

Skipping forward several decades, a literary agent stated that he heard the vignette featuring Ernest Hemingway circa 1974. This claim was published in the 1991 citation that was given at the beginning of this article:

He quickly wrote six words down on a napkin and passed it around; Papa won the bet. The words were “FOR SALE, BABY SHOES, NEVER WORN.” A beginning, a middle and an end!

In the 1980s the playwright John De Groot constructed a one-character play, and in 1989 the work was released with the title “Papa: A Play Based on the Legendary Lives of Ernest Hemingway”. De Groot included a version of the anecdote, and this was the earliest instance in print known to QI: 14

Bet you I can write a complete short story using only 6 words.
Any takers?
No?”

GRINS.

Okay, then.
A short story in 6 words:
‘For sale.
Baby shoes.
Never worn.’

GRINS, PLEASED WITH HIMSELF.

In 1992 the Canadian literary figure John Robert Colombo printed part of a letter that he had received from the famous science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke who was residing in Colombo, Sri Lanka. Clarke was familiar with the Hemingway anecdote and suggested a setting of the 1920s: 15

Excerpt from a letter written by Arthur C. Clarke (from Colombo to Colombo). It is dated 11 Oct. 1991 and concerns “short shorts”:
My favourite is Hemingway’s—he’s supposed to have won a $10 bet (no small sum in the ’20s) from his fellow writers. They paid up without a word. . . .
Here it is. I still can’t think of it without crying—
FOR SALE. BABY SHOES. NEVER WORN.

In 1993 the Chicago Tribune published a series of articles about the deaths of children in Chicago. The journalist Steve Johnson indicated that the baby shoes tale was used as an example by “writing instructors”: 16

But like the classified advertisement that writing instructors call the shortest short story—“For sale: One pair baby shoes; never used”—each of those paragraphs describing the 57 deaths is its own short story.

In 1997 a piece in the New York Times mentioned the yarn with Hemingway. In this variant of the short-short story the shoes were “Never Used”: 17

Hemingway once boasted that he could write a compelling short story in six words: “For sale. Baby shoes. Never used.” Leaner language doesn’t necessarily mean thinner meaning.

In 1998 Arthur C. Clarke retold the tale in an essay published in the UK edition of “The Reader’s Digest”. The essay was also included in Clarke’s 1999 collection “Greetings, Carbon-Based Bipeds!”: 18

Let me end with the finest example of compressed word power I’ve ever encountered. Back in the twenties, a young newspaperman bet his colleagues $10—no small sum in those days—that he could write a complete short story in just six words. They paid up….

I defy even the wizards of Pleasantville to shorten Ernest Hemingway’s shortest and most heartbreaking story:

“For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.”

In 2006 the literary agent Peter Miller told the anecdote about Hemingway again in the book “Author! Screenwriter!: How to Succeed as a Writer in New York and Hollywood”. The setting of the conclave of betting writers was moved from Luchow’s restaurant in the 1991 version to the Algonquin in the 2006 version. Other details were unchanged. 19 20

In 2014 “The Journal of Popular Culture” published an article on this topic titled “The Short Story Just Got Shorter: Hemingway, Narrative, and the Six-Word Urban Legend” by Frederick A. Wright. The author noted the paucity of evidence linking Hemingway to the six word microfiction and concluded that the attribution was spurious. 21

In 2014 director Simeon Lumgair shared with QI a link to his touching film “Abrupt Ending” starring Irene Ng which was inspired by this six word tale and is available on Vimeo.

In conclusion, QI has located no substantive evidence that Ernest Hemingway composed a six or seven word story about an unworn pair of baby shoes or an unused baby carriage. In 1910 the core idea of the story was illustrated by a newspaper account that was presented as non-fiction. In 1917 William R. Kane did write an article that was thematically linked to these short-short tales. The story title Kane suggested was “Little Shoes, Never Worn”.

In April 1921 the newspaper columnist Roy K. Moulton credited “Jerry” with pointing out that the advertisement “Baby carriage for sale, never used” embodied the plot of a story. It is possible that this recognition may have been facilitated by a familiarity with Kane’s earlier article.

More elaborate claims, e.g., that the ad was the “greatest short story in the world” probably evolved over time. The Hemingway anecdote also probably evolved from this widely distributed material.

Update history: On February 3, 2013 information about the 1910 citation was added to this article. On June 22, 2013 the 2006 citation was updated and verified. On June 9, 2014 the 1999 citation for A. C. Clarke was added. On June 23, 2014 the 1989 “Papa” citation was added. Also, the citation to “The Journal of Popular Culture” was added.

(Myriad thanks to Bonnie Taylor-Blake for accessing and examining the 1989 “Papa” citation and for pointing to the 2014 article by Wright. Special thanks to Frederick A. Wright for his valuable paper and for his pointer to a published version of the “Papa” play. Many thanks to Hugo for pointing out the important 1910 citation. Great thanks to Dennis Lien for obtaining scans of the 1992 cite. Additional thanks to my very helpful local librarians. Kind thanks to David Haglund, editor of the culture blog at Slate, for featuring and linking these results in an article at Slate.)

Notes:

  1. 1991 Copyright, “Get Published! Get Produced!: A Literary Agent’s Tips on How to Sell Your Writing” by Peter Miller, Quote Page 27, Shapolsky Publishers, New York. (Google Books Preview)
  2. 1906 April 28, Ironwood News Record, Terse Tales of the Town, Quote Page 5, Column 1, Ironwood, Michigan. (NewspaperArchive)
  3. 1910 May 16, The Spokane Press, Tragedy of Baby’s Death is Revealed in Sale of Clothes, Quote Page 6, Column 1, Spokane, Washington. (Chronicling America) (Kudos to Hugo who located this citation)
  4. 1917 February 24, The Editor: The Journal of Information for Literary Workers, Edited by William R. Kane, Volume 45, Number 4, (Untitled section written by “The Editor’s Editor”), Quote Page 175 and 176, Published by The Editor Company, Ridgewood, New Jersey. (Google Books full view) link
  5. 1921 April 13, Janesville Daily Gazette, On the Spur of the Moment by Roy K. Moulton, Quote Page 6, Column 3, Janesville, Wisconsin. (NewspaperArchive)
  6. 1921 April 13, Eau Claire Leader, On the Spur of the Moment by Roy Moulton, Quote Page 6, Column 7, Eau Claire, Wisconsin. (NewspaperArchive)
  7. 1921 April 15, Port Arthur Daily News, “As Good As Most of Them” by Jerry, Quote Page 6, Column 8, Port Arthur, Texas. (NewspaperArchive)
  8. 1921 June 16, Life, Volume 77, Aut Scissors Aut Nullus, Dénouement, Quote Page 884, Life Publishing Company, New York. (HathiTrust) link
  9. 1921 July 10, Boston Sunday Globe (Boston Globe), Drama and Pictures: Notes About the Players (Continued from Page 54), Quote Page 55, Column 1, Boston, Massachusetts. (ProQuest)
  10. 1921 July 16, Judge (The Judge), Volume 81, “Fools Rush In” by Jay G’Dee, Start Page 14, Quote Page 14, Judge Publishing Company, New York. (HathiTrust) link
  11. 1924 February 23, Morning World-Herald (Omaha World Herald), “News in the ‘Ads;’ Did You Overlook It?”, Quote Page 12, Column 1, Omaha, Nebraska. (GenealogyBank)
  12. 1927 November 23, Kokomo Daily Tribune (Kokomo Tribune), Comic Strip: Ella Cinders: When in Doubt by Bill Conselman and Charlie Plumb, (Advertisement encouraging the placement of classified advertisements), Quote Page 17, Kokomo, Indiana. (GenealogyBank)
  13. 1927 November 23, Tampa Morning Tribune (Tampa Tribune), Cartoon: Ella Cinders: When in Doubt by Bill Conselman and Charlie Plumb, (Advertisement encouraging the placement of classified advertisements), Quote Page 17, Tampa, Florida. (GenealogyBank)
  14. 1989 (Copyright 1984), Papa: A Play Based on the Legendary Lives of Ernest Hemingway by John De Groot, Act One, Quote Page 25, Published by Hemingway Western Studies Center, Boise State University, Boise, Idaho. (Verified with scans; thanks to Bonnie Taylor-Blake and the library system of the University of North Carolina)
  15. 1992, Worlds in Small: An Anthology of Miniature Literary Compositions by John Robert Colombo, (Freestanding Short item), Quote Page 9, Cacanadadada Press, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. (Verified with scans; Great thanks to Dennis Lien and the University of Minnesota library system)
  16. 1993 January 3, Chicago Tribune, “Killing our children Series: Killing our children. 57 Children killed in 1992. First of a year-long series on the murder of children” by Steve Johnson, Page 1, Chicago, Illinois. (ProQuest)
  17. 1997 May 11, New York Times, FROM THE DESK OF Alan Robbins: E-Mail: Lean, Mean And Making Its Mark by Alan Robbins, Quote Page F13, New York. (ProQuest)
  18. 1999, Greetings, Carbon-Based Bipeds!: Collected Essays 1934-1998 by Arthur C. Clarke, Edited by Ian T. Macauley, Essay: The Power of Compression. Start Page 353, Quote Page 354, (Bibliographic note on page 543: “The Power of Compression,” published as “Words That Inspire,” first appeared in Reader’s Digest, UK, December 1998), Published by St. Martin’s Press, New York. (Verified on paper)
  19. 2006, “Author! Screenwriter!: How to Succeed as a Writer in New York and Hollywood” by Peter Miller, Quote Page 166, Adams Media, Avon, Massachusetts. (Verified on paper)
  20. Snopes: Literary Legends: Baby Shoes, Claim: Ernest Hemingway once won a bet by crafting a six-word short story. Status: Undetermined. Last updated: 29 October 2008. (Accessed at snopes.com on January 27 2012) link
  21. 2014, The Journal of Popular Culture, Volume 47, Number 2, The Short Story Just Got Shorter: Hemingway, Narrative, and the Six-Word Urban Legend by Frederick A. Wright, Published by Wiley Periodicals, Inc. (Subscription)

One thought on “For Sale, Baby Shoes, Never Worn

  1. You know, I never bought the story that Hemingway authored that “six word novel.” The subject is domestic. Just not him. From what I know, and I don’t claim much, Hemingway would have been hanging out with writers largely in his Paris years, and Luchow’s is in New York.

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