Quote Origin: Life Is Like a Roll of Toilet Paper. The Closer It Gets to the End, the Faster It Goes

Andy Rooney? Vic Smith? Sam Patterson? Eve Watson? Jim Harvey? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Every year of childhood feels like an eon. Every year of middle age feels like six months. Every year of old age feels like a month. A folksy simile expresses this idea: Life is like a roll of toilet paper …

Quote Origin: Freedom — No Price That Is Ever Asked for It Is Half the Cost of Doing Without It

H. L. Mencken? Jo Petty? Max L. Forman? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Freedom is precious. Without continual vigilance, it disappears. Safeguarding it requires unrelenting commitment. A popular political commentator said something like the following about freedom: No price that is ever asked for it is half the cost of doing without it. This statement …

Quote Origin: Life Without Love Is Like a Sunless Garden When the Flowers Are Dead

Oscar Wilde? Harold Mellor? Francis Douglas? Percy Colson? Beverley Baxter? Question for Quote Investigator: When you are filled with love you nurture other people. The absence of love is bleak and discouraging. Here is a pertinent saying: Life without love is like a sunless garden with dead flowers. Apparently, the brilliant Irish wit Oscar Wilde …

Quote Origin: There Will Never Be a Robot, a Tireless Mechanism Performing All the Functions of a Man

Waldemar Kaempffert? G. K. Chesterton? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: The ongoing progress in robotics reminds me of skeptical remarks such as the following: (1) There will never be a robot, a tireless mechanism performing all the functions of a man. (2) A robot would be brainless because even an ingenious technologist cannot make a …

Quote Origin: Heaven Help America When She Loses Faith in Slogans

Josiah Stamp? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: An influential banker once commented on the growing skepticism of U.S. citizens: Heaven help America when she loses faith in slogans Would you please tell me what prompted this remark and who delivered it? Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1929 the United States experienced the stock market crash …

Quote Origin: The Day Came When the Risk to Remain Tight in a Bud Was More Painful Than the Risk It Took to Blossom

Anaïs Nin? Lassie Benton? Elizabeth Appell? Jean Paul Richter? Orison Swett Marden? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Growth and transformation are frightening. Yet, maintaining stasis is stultifying. Here are two versions of a popular metaphorical expression about accepting change: (1) And the day came when the risk to remain closed in a bud, became more …

Quote Origin: Art Is Born of Constraint, Thrives on Struggle, and Dies of Freedom

André Gide? Leonardo da Vinci? Albert Camus? Carol Shields? Igor Stravinsky? Orson Welles? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: A scrappy independent movie director who was given a massive budget created a pretentious flop. A poet who wrote brilliant iambic pentameter could only compose pedestrian free verse. A musician who spent countless hours in the studio …

Quip Origin: Blessed Are the Cracked for They Shall Let in the Light

Groucho Marx? Spike Milligan? Lydia Augusta Arsens? Tramp Starr? Dr. Parr? John Conolly? John Stuart Blackie? Tom Chalmers? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: The word “cracked” has several slang meanings.  The traditional slang meaning is crazy, foolish, or eccentric. Here are three versions of a comical saying which uses wordplay: (1) You’ve got to be …

Quote Origin: Growing Old Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional

Walt Disney? Tom Batiuk? Gary Wright? Maurice Lutkin? Herb Caen? Chili Davis? Bumper Sticker? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Aging is an unavoidable part of the human experience, but it is not necessary to become staid and boring. Here is a pertinent saying: Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. This remark has been …

Quote Origin: The World Market for Copiers Will Never Exceed 5,000 Units

Arthur D. Little Consulting Firm? JoAnne Yates? John H. Dessauer? Ian H. Gordon? Horace Becker? JoAnne Yates? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Predicting the demand for an innovative product is remarkably difficult. Apparently, the company that invented the photocopier hired a prestigious consulting firm to estimate future sales. The result was a statement like the …