I’m as Pure as the Driven Slush

Tallulah Bankhead? Joan Collins? Apocryphal? Dear Quote Investigator: Two vibrant actresses have been connected to a satirical statement about purity: Tallulah Bankhead and Joan Collins. I think that the statement was made as a humorous self-description. But it may have been made as a criticism. Here are two versions: I’m as pure as the driven …