Quote Origin: Champagne To Our Real Friends, and Real Pain To Our Sham Friends

The Royal Toast Master? Supporters of U.S. President George Washington? William Makepeace Thackeray? Francis Bacon? Randall Munroe? An Anonymous Wit? Question for Quote Investigator: A brilliant toast uses antimetabole and a pun. Here are two versions: Would you please explore the provenance of this expression? Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest match known to QI …