Robert Benchley? Apocryphal?
Quote Investigator: In June 1922 “Life” reviewed “Abie’s Irish Rose” and decried the hackneyed quality of its script. The humor was unfavorably compared to the contents of a discontinued humor magazine:[ref] 1922 June 8, Life, Volume 79, Drama: A Pair of Little Rascals (by Robert Benchley), Quote Page 18, Column 2, Published at Life Office, New York. (Google Books Full View) link [/ref]
Any further information, if such could possibly be necessary, will be furnished at the old offices of “Puck,” the comic weekly which flourished in the ’90’s. Although that paper is no longer in existence, there must be some old retainer still about the premises who could tell you everything that is in “Abie’s Irish Rose.”
On August 10, 1922 “Life” magazine published a two word capsule review of the play in the weekly “Confidential Guide”. The production was housed at the Republic Theater. Boldface has been added to excerpts:[ref] 1922 August 10, Life, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 18, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (Google Books Full View) link [/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic.—Something awful.
Below is a sampling of other remarks crafted by Benchley. On August 17, 1922 “Life” printed the following:[ref] 1922 August 17, Life, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 18, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (Google Books Full View) link [/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic—Couldn’t be much worse.
On September 14, 1922 Robert Benchley’s critique comically questioned the wisdom of the demos:[ref] 1922 September 14, Life, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 21, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (Google Books Full View) link [/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic.—People laugh at this every night, which explains why a democracy can never be a success.
Here are additional selected citations in chronological order.
On September 21, 1922 Benchley offered the following comment:[ref] 1922 September 21, Life, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That Quote Page 19, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (Google Books Full View) link [/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic. — Showing that people will laugh at anything.
On August 9, 1923 “Life” printed a remark that would later reappear in truncated form with a different meaning than originally intended by Benchley; see the 1942 citation further below:[ref] 1923 August 9, Life, Volume 82, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 19, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (ProQuest American Periodicals)[/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic—America’s favorite comedy. God forbid.
The comment printed on February 14, 1924 reflected annoyance and resignation:[ref] 1924 February 14, Life, Volume 83, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 19, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (ProQuest American Periodicals)[/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic — In another two or three years, we’ll have this play driven out of town.
On December 18, 1924 Benchley described a contest:[ref] 1924 December 18, Life, Volume 84, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 19, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (ProQuest American Periodicals)[/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic — For the best comment to go in this space, we will give two tickets to the play.
On January 8, 1925 Benchley presented an update about the contest:[ref] 1925 January 8, Life, Volume 85, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 19, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (ProQuest American Periodicals)[/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic—Contest for line closes at midnight, or at the latest, quarter-past midnight, on January 8. At present Mr. Arthur Marx is leading with “No worse than a bad cold.”
On November 12, 1925 Benchley pointed to a biblical verse to highlight the remarkable longevity of the play. Readers were free to interpret the multivalent verse as a cry of exasperation:[ref] 1925 November 12, Life, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 21, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (ProQuest American Periodicals)[/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic—See Hebrews 13:8.
The “King James Version” of Hebrews 13:8 states “Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.”
On August 25, 1927 ‘Life” printed the following defeatist remark:[ref] 1927 August 25, Life, Volume 90, Confidential Guide: Comedy and Things Life That, Quote Page 18, Column 1, Published at Life Office, New York. (ProQuest American Periodicals)[/ref]
Abie’s Irish Rose. Republic — We have nothing more to do with this. It may be running and it may not. To hell with it.
In 1942 the trade journal “Billboard” reported on a dinner honoring Anne Nichols who was the author of the lucrative play. The twisted fate of Benchley’s harsh criticism dated August 9, 1923 was described:[ref] 1942 February 21, Billboard, Volume 54, Number 8, Radio Talent New York by Jerry Lesser, Quote Page 7, Column 2, Billboard Publishing Company, Cincinnati, Ohio, Now Published by Nielsen Business Media, Inc. (Google Books Full View) link [/ref]
The testimonial dinner given author ANNE NICHOLS last week was a grand affair. It brought to light a number of amusing anecdotes, one of which concerned ROBERT BENCHLEY. For years BENCHLEY, then dramatic critic for the old Life, kept taking pokes at Abie. Once he wrote: “America’s favorite comedy. God forbid.” The theater management immediately blew up the line for lobby display. It read, “America’s favorite comedy.”
Benchley’s ineffectual barrage of animadversions was recalled in a 1951 book reviewed in “Cleveland Plain Dealer” newspaper of Ohio:[ref] 1951 March 29, Cleveland Plain Dealer, The Breakfast Commentator by Wes Lawrence, Quote Page 10, Column 7, Cleveland, Ohio. (GenealogyBank)[/ref]
In her recent book about the Algonquin Hotel Round Table, titled The Vicious Circle, Margaret Case Harriman recalls the bright but ineffectual campaign against this dramatic blight carried on by Robert Benchley as drama editor of the old Life, the humor magazine. In Life’s weekly directory of Broadway plays, Benchley ran such comments after the listing of Abie’s Irish Rose as “just about as low as good clean fun can get,” “America’s favorite comedy, which accounts for the number of shaved necks on the street.” “We give up.” . . .
One week, late in 1925, after the play had run three and a half years, Benchley’s comment was simply: “See Hebrews 13:8.”
In conclusion, Robert Benchley did publish a series of negative comments in “Life” magazine about the play “Abie’s Irish Rose”.
Image Notes: Illustration of “Abie’s Irish Rose” from the June 11, 1922 issue of “The Brooklyn Daily Eagle”.
(Many thanks to Professor Michael J. Lewis who adroitly noted that Benchley was referring to the translation of Hebrews 13:8 presented in the King James Version of the Bible.)
Update History: On March 22, 2016 the translation provided for Hebrews 13:8 was switched to the verse given in the King James Version.