Quote Origin: The Person Who Never Quotes Will Never Be Quoted

Charles Haddon Spurgeon? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Employing quotations enlivens your writings and speeches. The best quotations are forceful, witty, eloquent, authoritative, and persuasive. Here are three versions of a pertinent statement: (1) You will never be quoted if you never quote.(2) He who never quotes will never be quoted.(3) He who never quotes, …

Quip Origin: Only On Days Ending With the Letter “Y”

Norman Jacobshagen? Joe Murphy? Robert Orben? Alfred Sheinwold? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: A popular family of quips is based on the curious uniformity in the spelling of the days of the week. Here are two examples: (1) Don’t play bridge on any day ending in a “y”(2) Play golf just on those days ending …

Quote Origin: I Am a Fugitive From a Daisy Chain Gang

Dorothy Parker? Tiffany Thayer? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: The popular 1932 movie “I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang” was about an innocent man who was sent to prison and escaped from a chain gang. A humorist wrote a scathing review of an erotic book which suggested that the shoddy novel should have …

Quote Origin: Mother — One of the Highest-Salaried Jobs in Any Field, Since the Payment is Pure Love

Mildred B. Vermont? Marian Inman? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Motherhood is stressful and tiring, but the rewards are remarkable. One delighted mother said something like the following: Being a mother is one of the highest salaried positions since the payment is pure love. Would you please help me to determine the author and find …

Quote Origin: Those Who Do Not Want To Imitate Anything, Produce Nothing

Salvador Dali? Eleanor R. Morse? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Neophyte artists must learn from the works of established artists, but imitation is controversial. A famous creator presented the following adage: Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. This statement has been attributed to the prominent Spanish surrealist painter Salvador Dalí. Is …

Quote Origin: Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery That Mediocrity Can Pay To Greatness

Oscar Wilde? Charles Caleb Colton? Herbert Beerbohm Tree? Punch Magazine? Dublin Monthly Magazine? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Words and deeds are imitated when they are deemed useful, popular, or admirable. However, a simulacrum is inferior when compared to the original. A wit once said: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can …

Quote Origin: “Do You Think In Words or Pictures?” “I Think In Thoughts”

John Maynard Keynes? Daniel Dennett? Isaiah Berlin? Eloise Jarvis McGraw? Herman Melville? T. H. Pear? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Are our thoughts composed of basic elements? Do we contemplate words, pictures, video snippets, or perception patterns while cogitating? I was reminded of this classic epistemological question by recent advancements in the field of artificial …

Quote Origin: Tomorrow Is the Most Important Thing. Comes In To Us At Midnight Very Clean. It’s Perfect When It Arrives

John Wayne? Peter McWilliams? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: The famous actor John Wayne apparently spoke about the sense of renewal we experience with each new day. Metaphorically, tomorrow arrives clean and perfect. It puts itself into our hands, and hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday. Would you please help me to find a citation …

Quote Origin: Everything Negative—Pressure, Challenges—Is All An Opportunity For Me To Rise

Kobe Bryant? Hasheem Thabeet? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Facing challenges and pressures in life can be disheartening, but psychologically reframing these experiences as a catalyst for positive growth and change is useful. Confronting and overcoming negative situations provides an opportunity to rise. Prominent U.S. basketball player Kobe Bryant said something like this. Would you please …

Quote Origin: The Pun Is the Lowest Form of Humor When You Don’t Think of It First

Mary Livingstone? Oscar Levant? John Dryden? Jonathan Swift? Edgar Allan Poe? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: The utterance of a pun is sometimes greeted with the assertion that puns are the lowest form of humor, but a humorist once explained the true reason behind this criticism. The complainer was unable to think of the pun …