Quote Origin: This Just Shows What God Could Do If He Had Money

Wolcott Gibbs? George Bernard Shaw? Margaret Case Harriman? Alexander Woollcott? Ivor Brown? Frank Case? Peter Fleming? Brooks Atkinson? George S. Kaufman? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: A wit once travelled to the opulent country estate of a friend and was shown the surrounding grounds which were well-manicured and extensively landscaped. Several large trees had been …

Quote Origin: Excuse My Dust

Dorothy Parker? Hudson Six Owner? Alexander Woollcott? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: The famous wit Dorothy Parker was once asked to create an epitaph for her tombstone. Apparently, she crafted several different candidates for inscription over the years: 1) Excuse My Dust 2) Here Lies the Body of Dorothy Parker. Thank God! 3) This Is …

Quote Origin: It Seems As If Anything I Like Is Either Illegal, Immoral, or Fattening

Alexander Woollcott? W. C. Fields? Frank Rand of St. Louis? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: The candor of my favorite saying makes it wonderfully humorous. Here are three versions I have seen: Can you track this down? Reply from Quote Investigator: In the past, this saying has been attributed to the noted wit Alexander Woollcott …

Quote Origin: She Speaks Eighteen Languages, and Can’t Say “No” in Any of Them

Who Said the Quote: Dorothy Parker? Richard Henry Little? Alexander Woollcott? Who was the Polyglot: Winifred Stackville Stoner? Merle Oberon? Question for Quote Investigator: My question differs from most. Here is a quotation of admiration with a stinger that I would like you to investigate: That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say “No” in …

Legend Origin: The Vanishing Lady and the Vanishing Hotel Room

Alexander Woollcott? Karl Harriman? Marie Belloc-Lowndes? Nancy Vincent McClelland? Kenneth Herford? Question for Quote Investigator: I recently watched an excellent British film from the 1950s called “So Long at the Fair” and was fascinated by the plot. When I searched the net I discovered that I was not the only person intrigued by the story. …