Quote Origin: A Committee Is a Gathering of Important People Who, Singly Can Do Nothing, But Together Can Decide That Nothing Can Be Done

Fred Allen? John Florence Sullivan? St. Martin’s Review? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Meetings are often ineffective time-wasting exercises. Here are two versions of a popular comical criticism: (1) A committee is a body of people who individually can do nothing but collectively they may decide that nothing can be done. (2) A conference is …

Adage Origin: The Only Way Out Is Through

Robert Frost? George William Curtis? Arthur Deerin Call? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Everyone encounters difficult problems and arduous tasks. When avoidance is impossible it becomes necessary to face these challenges directly. Here are four versions of a pertinent adage: (1) The only way out is through.(2) The best way out is always through.(3) No …

Quote Origin: I Worry More About the Return OF My Money Than the Return ON My Money

Will Rogers? Eddie Cantor? Benjamin Franklin? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Risky investments offer high returns, but the money invested may be completely lost. A family of statements uses wordplay to express a memorable warning. Here are three instances: (1) I learned to worry about the return of my money instead of the return on …

Quote Origin: Write Hard and Clear About What Hurts

Ernest Hemingway? Natalie Goldberg? Conrad Aiken? Joan Crawford? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: I have repeatedly encountered the following advice directed toward aspiring writers: Write hard and clear about what hurts. This statement has been attributed to Ernest Hemingway, but I am skeptical because I have never seen a solid citation. Would you please explore …

Poem Origin: I Cannot Promise You a Life of Sunshine

Mark Twain? Margo T. Brandt? Kimber Crocker? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: A popular poem is employed during wedding celebrations. Here are the first two lines: I cannot promise you a life of sunshineI cannot promise riches, wealth, or gold This poem has been attributed to the famous U.S. writer Mark Twain, but I have …

Quote Origin: I Don’t Give Advice; I Give Opinions

John Wooden? Bill Walton? Joyce Fittro? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: A famously successful coach was often asked for advice, but he had no desire to be rigidly didactic; hence, he would say: I don’t give advice, I give opinions. This statement has been credited to U.S. basketball coach John Wooden who won ten NCAA …

Quote Origin: All That I Am I Attribute to My Dislike for Reading Books

Erskine Caldwell? Stanley J. Kunitz? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: As a budding author I have often been told that I must hone my craft by reading numerous good books. Hence, I was astounded when I encountered the following statement from an acclaimed bestselling author:  All that I am I attribute to my dislike for …

Quote Origin: I Have Never Been Lost, But I Was Bewildered Once for Three Days

Daniel Boone? Chester Harding? Margaret Eliot White? Gene Tunney? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Daniel Boone was a famous U.S. pioneer and frontiersman. Boone’s hunting and tracking skills were celebrated. Boone has been credited with the following humorous response to a question about his adventures: “During your long hunts have you ever been lost?”“No, I …

Quote Origin: The Top Is Greedy and Mean, and They Will Always Find a Way to Take Care of Themselves

Michael Foot? Norman Mailer? Apocryphal? Question for Quote Investigator: Hostility toward wealthy people has been expressed as follows: The top is greedy and mean and they will always find a way to take care of themselves. This statement has been attributed to British politician Michael Foot and U.S. author Norman Mailer. I am unsure because …

Essay Origin: I Would Pick More Daisies

Don Herold? Nadine Stair? Nadine Star? Frank Dickey? Helen S. Moor? Berton Braley? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: Imagine you were given the opportunity to live your life over again. What changes would you make? A popular essay made suggestions such as the following: (1) Pick more daisies(2) Ride more merry-go-rounds(3) Walk barefoot more often …