Quote Investigator® – Page 5 – Tracing Quotations

Quote Origin: Once a Philosopher; Twice a Pervert

Voltaire? Richard Francis Burton? Judith Krantz? Bennett Cerf? Norman Mailer? Jean Cocteau? Apocryphal?

**Engraving of Voltaire and Frederick II of Prussia by Pierre Charles Baquoy**

Question for Quote Investigator: A notorious anecdote claims that a prominent philosopher was once asked to join a group of libertines engaging in carnal behavior. The philosopher consented, and the group admired the performance. Yet, when asked to join the group again the response was:

“No, my friends. Once a philosopher; twice a pervert!”

This statement has been attributed to Voltaire (penname of François-Marie Arouet). I am skeptical because I have not seen a solid citation. Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest match known to QI appeared in 1886 within volume ten of “The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night” (Arabian Nights) translated and annotated by the famous British explorer and writer Richard Francis Burton. This version of the anecdote was about two people and not a group. The phrase “Sage of Ferney” referred to Voltaire. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

. . . the popular anecdote of Voltaire and the Englishman who agreed upon an “experience” and found it far from satisfactory. A few days afterwards the latter informed the Sage of Ferney that he had tried it again and provoked the exclamation, “Once a philosopher: twice a sodomite!”

Voltaire died in 1778. The delay of more than one hundred years before the emergence of this story signals that its credibility is minimal.

The variability of this adage and anecdote make tracing difficult. Below is a snapshot summary showing members of this family of sayings together with dates. The general template is “Once an X; Twice a Y”, and the meanings of these statements differ:

1845: Une fois philosophe; deux fois joueur déterminé.
1845: Translation: Once a philosopher; twice a determined gambler.
1878: Once a philosopher, twice a fool.
1886: Once a philosopher: twice a sodomite.
1929: Once, a philosopher; twice, a beast.
1943: Once: a philosopher; twice: a pervert.
1951: Une fois, c’est être philosophe ; deux fois, c’est être … autre chose.
1951: Translation: Once is to be a philosopher; twice is to be … something else.
1963: Un fois philosophe; deux fois bougre.
1963: Translation: Once a philosopher; twice a bugger.
1974: Once a philosopher, twice a pederast.
1975: Once, a philosopher. Twice, a degenerate.
1978: Une fois, c’est être philosophe ; deux fois, c’est être pédéraste.
1978: Translation: Once is to be a philosopher; twice is to be a pederast.

Below are details for selected citations in chronological order.

Quote Origin: Adversity Is the Trial of Principle; Without It, One Hardly Knows Whether One Is an Honest Person

Henry Fielding? Charles Grandison? Samuel Richardson? Anonymous?

**Facing adversity by climbing a cliff. Image from Unsplash**

Question for Quote Investigator: To avoid a major hardship an individual will sometimes abandon an ethical principle or a close friend. Experiencing a setback reveals a person’s inner strengths and weaknesses. Here are three versions of a pertinent saying:

(1) Adversity is the trial of principle; without it, one hardly knows whether one is an honest person.

(2) Adversity is the trial of principle; without it, a man hardly knows whether he is an honest man.

(3) Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.

This statement is usually credited to the 19^th century English writer Henry Fielding. However, I am skeptical of this attribution because I cannot find a solid citation. Would you please help me to find the correct creator?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1753 the prominent English writer Samuel Richardson published an epistolary novel titled “The History of Sir Charles Grandison”. Richardson was responding to the popular and scandalous novel “The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling” by Henry Fielding. Censorious readers believed that Fielding’s main character, Tom Jones, was morally defective.

Richardson’s main character, Sir Charles Grandison, was intended to embody the highest moral principles. A letter from Grandison presented one of his precepts: Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

Adversity is the trial of principle; Without it, a man hardly knows whether he is an honest man.

Thus, the quotation should be credited to Samuel Richardson and not to his literary rival Henry Fielding.

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Adage Origin: Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Doing Slowly

Mae West? Gypsy Rose Lee? Ann Richards? Emma Bullet? Anonymous?

**Watering plants in a garden from Unsplash**

Question for Quote Investigator: Activities such as growing a garden, consuming a savory dish, and dancing a striptease are best when performed slowly. An adage embodies this idea:

If it is worth doing then it is worth doing slowly.

This saying has been attributed to the movie star Mae West, the ecdysiast Gypsy Rose Lee, the politician Ann Richards, and others. Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1896 journalist Emma Bullet published a piece in “The Brooklyn Daily Eagle” of New York. She discussed traveling the world, and she criticized the strategy of visiting a series of locations very quickly. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

I have always been an enemy of the latter way of taking a rapid view of things, for what is worth doing at all is worth doing slowly and well, and I have deemed it more profitable to give one’s own well pondered judgment of a small corner of the world than to give other people’s opinion of the universe.

The passage above was the earliest close match located by QI. Based on this citation Emma Bullet helped to popularize the adage, and she may have created it. However, there is a significant chance that earlier citations will be uncovered in the future.

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Quote Origin: Real Success Is Finding Your Lifework in the Work That You Love

David McCullough? Mark Twain? Apocryphal?

**Avatars representing professions from Pixabay**

Question for Quote Investigator: Pulitzer Prize-winning historian David McCullough has received credit for an insightful expression about career choice:

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.

I am having difficulty finding a citation. Would you please help?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1996 David McCullough delivered a commencement address at Hamilton College in New York. The Associated Press news service reported his remarks which included the following. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

“Never, ever, lose your energy and never, ever lose your idealism,” said McCullough, who won the Pulitzer for his biography “Truman.”

“Real success is finding your life work in the work that you love. That’s it. Don’t worry about making a living, don’t worry about popularity or fame. Make what you do and what you make count more than what you own. Find work that you love.”

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Quote Origin: There Are Moments When Time and Space Are More Profound, and the Sensation of Existence Is Immensely Heightened

Charles Baudelaire? Christopher Isherwood? Sonya Stephens? Apocryphal?

**Illustration of a white rose from Pixabay**

Question for Quote Investigator: The French poet, essayist, and art critic Charles Baudelaire wrote provocatively about his experiences in life including erotic feelings, drug-induced states, and cosmic perceptions. Apparently, he once said:

There are moments in one’s existence when time and space are deepened, and the feeling of existence is immensely heightened.

The original statement was in French, and I do not know the exact phrasing. Would you please help me to find a citation if one exists?

Reply from Quote Investigator: Charles Baudelaire died in 1867. His posthumous works included a collection of short passages called “Fusées” (“Flares”) which contained the following text. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

Le surnaturel comprend la couleur générale et l’accent, c’est-à-dire intensité sonorité, limpidité, vibrativité, profondeur et retentissement dans l’espace et dans le temps.

Il ya des moments de l’existence où le temps et l’étendue sont plus profonds, et le sentiment de l’existence immensément augmenté.

The passage above is difficult to translate. In 1930 the English novelist Christopher Isherwood published the following rendering:²

The supernatural comprises the general colour and accent—that is to say, the intensity, sonority, limpidity, vibrancy, depth and reverberation in Space and Time.

There are moments of existence at which Time and Duration are more profound, and the Sense of Being is enormously quickened.

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Quote Origin: Ten Percent Should Not Even Be Here. Eighty Percent Are Targets. One Is a Warrior

Heraclitus? John DiFusco? Tracers? Paul Whitesell? Apocryphal?

**The Parthenon in Athens, Greece from Unsplash**

Question for Quote Investigator: The ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus of Ephesus has received credit for the following statement which is popular in the military domain:

Out of every one-hundred men, ten shouldn’t even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior and he will bring the others back.

I am skeptical because I have never seen a solid citation. Would you please explore the provenance of this quotation?

Reply from Quote Investigator: QI has found no substantive evidence that Heraclitus created this quotation.

QI believes that this quotation was derived from a monologue in the play “Tracers” which was performed Off Broadway in New York in 1984. During one scene the character Sgt. Williams, who was training U.S. soldiers for deployment in Vietnam turned to the audience and described the dangerous situation on the battlefield, and his quest to find a warrior. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

They are now eighteen and nineteen years old. Before they are twenty-one, nearly half of them will be killed or wounded. With a two-year draft, we send out amateurs to play against pros in a game for keeps.

Ten per cent should not even be here. Eighty per cent are targets; we have no time to train them to be more. Ten per cent are fighters. One in a hundred may become a warrior. I must seek him out. I must come down heavy on him. Upon him the success or failure of our present conflict lies…..

The first work-in-progress performance of “Tracers” occurred at the Odyssey Theatre in Los Angeles in 1980. The drama was restructured and rewritten before the opening in New York in 1984.² The text above is from “The Burns Mantle Theater Yearbook: The Best Plays of 1984-1985”. The play “Tracers” was conceived by John DiFusco and written by the original cast members³ Vincent Caristi, Richard Chaves, John DiFusco, Eric E. Emerson, Rick Gallavan, Merlin Marston and Harry Stephens with Sheldon Lettich.

The phrasing of the passage above evolved over time, and the quotation was incorrectly reassigned to Heraclitus by 2003.

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Quote Origin: Fauvism Is a Sort of Exasperated Form of Impressionism

Guillaume Apollinaire? John Golding? Ian Crofton? Apocryphal?

**The Golden Gate bridge rendered with ersatz Fauvism**

Question for Quote Investigator: Les fauves means the wild beasts in French, and Fauvism was a style of painting that developed near the start of the 20th century. Apparently, a contemporary critic stated the following:

Fauvism is a sort of exasperated form of Impressionism.

This remark has been attributed to the French poet and novelist Guillaume Apollinaire, but I have not been able to find a citation. Would you please help me to find a citation if one exists?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1912 and 1913 Guillaume Apollinaire penned and revised an essay titled “Les commencements du cubism” (“The beginnings of cubism”). An English translation appeared in the 1968 book “Theories of Modern Art: A Source Book by Artists and Critics”. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

From the end of this year on, Cubism had ceased to be an exaggeration of Fauve painting which, in its violent coloring, was a sort of exasperated form of Impressionism.

QI believes that the current popular version of the quotation has been derived from the statement above.

Below is Apollinaire’s original statement in French which was reprinted in the 1959 book “Cubism: A History and an Analysis 1907-1914” by John Golding:²

Dès la fin de l’année, le cubisme avait cessé d’être une exagération de la peinture des Fauves dont les violents coloriages étaient de l’impressionnisme exaspéré.

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Quote Origin: Satire Is Meant To Ridicule Power

Terry Pratchett? Vrabia? J. M. Frey? Apocryphal?

**Illustration printed in 1877 showing Earth supported by four elephants on top of a tortoise**

Question for Quote Investigator: Satire has been used to attack a wide variety of targets. Cruel or mean-spirited mockery is often controversial. Here is a pertinent quotation:

Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.

These words have been attributed to the popular English fantasy author Terry Pratchett, but I have never seen a solid citation; hence, I am skeptical. Would you please explore the provenance of this remark?

Reply from Quote Investigator: QI has not found any substantive evidence that Terry Pratchett made this statement. The earliest match known to QI appeared in a note dated January 27, 2016 on the microblogging platform Tumblr. The Tumblr page with this note began with a message from the handle exeggcute who said:¹

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

The Tumblr handle bogleech added the following comment:

Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog

Finally, the Tumblr handle vrabia added the following note to bogleech’s message. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:

#i always remember that thing terry pratchett said
#about how satire is meant to ridicule power
#if you’re laughing at people who are hurting it’s not satire it’s bullying
#important

It is crucial to observe that vrabia was not presenting a quotation from Pratchett. Instead, vrabia was using their own words to present a conjectural summary of Pratchett’s viewpoint. Later individuals misread vrabia’s message and incorrectly ascribed the words directly to Pratchett.

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Quote Origin: There Are Three Things a Person Can Make Out of Almost Nothing — a Salad, a Hat, and a Quarrel

Mark Twain? Coco Chanel? John Barrymore? Marlene Dietrich? Jackie Kannon? Anonymous?

**Picture of a vegetable salad from Nadine Primeau at Unsplash**

Question for Quote Investigator: A creative person can fashion a hat out of almost any scrap of fabric. An imaginative person can combine a wide variety of ingredients to create a salad. An irascible person can generate a quarrel from a mild disagreement. These three observations have inspired the following saying:

There are three things that a person can make out of practically nothing — a hat, a salad, and a quarrel.

Typically, the person in this expression is identified as a woman. This saying has been attributed to U.S. humorist Mark Twain, French designer Coco Chanel, U.S. actor John Barrymore, and many others. Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: QI has found no substantive evidence that Mark Twain crafted this saying. It does not appear on the Twain Quotes website edited by Barbara Schmidt,¹ nor does it appear in the large compilation “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips” edited by Caroline Thomas Harnsberger.² Twain died in 1910, and he received credit by 1959.

The earliest match found by QI appeared in a Canton, Missouri newspaper in 1907 within a miscellaneous group of sayings published under the title “Pert Paragraphs”. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:³

There are three things a woman can make out of nothing—a hat, a salad and a fight.

No attributions were listed in the early citations for this expression; hence, QI considers the creator anonymous. The phrasing has evolved over time. Variants have used the terms: “fight”, “argument”, “quarrel”, “domestic scene”, and “scandal”.

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Headline Origin: Foot Heads Arms Body

Roger Bacon? Mike Ramsden? David C. Allan? Alex Berlyne? Martyn Cornell? Apocryphal?

Question for Quote Investigator: According to a popular journalistic legend a newspaper in London once published the following difficult to decipher headline:

Foot Heads Arms Body

This headline was purportedly about British politician Michael Foot who had become the leader of an organization which was concerned with military armaments. The headline supposedly appeared in “The Times” or “The Guardian” during the 1980s. Yet, I am skeptical because I have never seen a solid citation. Would you please explore whether this headline is genuine or apocryphal?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest match located by QI appeared in the London magazine “Flight International” in 1974. The editor Mike Ramsden published a lighthearted column titled “Straight and Level” under the pseudonym Roger Bacon.¹ The column contained an item about a comical fictional headline. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:²

What a narrow escape for all of us that Mr Michael Foot wasn’t made the Defence Minister, thus sparing me the headline “Foot Heads Arms Body.”

Based on this citation, Mike Ramsden is the leading candidate for creator of this mock headline. The phrase entered circulation as a joke, and it was repeated in other periodicals. QI has searched multiple databases and has not yet found this phrase used as a genuine headline in a newspaper.

Yet, it is conceivable that an editor did insert this headline into a newspaper during the 1980s. The 2010 citation given further below provides some evidence that the headline may have appeared in “The Times”. However, QI has been unable to collaborate this claim.

Below are additional selected citations in chronological order.