Norman Jacobshagen? Joe Murphy? Robert Orben? Alfred Sheinwold? Anonymous?
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Question for Quote Investigator: A popular family of quips is based on the curious uniformity in the spelling of the days of the week. Here are two examples:
(1) Don’t play bridge on any day ending in a “y” (2) Play golf just on those days ending with “y”
A moments reflection reveals that every day of the week terminates with the letter “y”. Would you please explore the history of this joke?
Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest match known to QI appeared in 1931 within “The Messenger” weekly newspaper which was published by high school students in Wichita, Kansas. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
Advice to Lovelorn from Norman Jacobshagen: “I would say that it is unwise to get married on any day ending in the letter ‘Y’—Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.”
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Question for Quote Investigator: The popular 1932 movie “I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang” was about an innocent man who was sent to prison and escaped from a chain gang. A humorist wrote a scathing review of an erotic book which suggested that the shoddy novel should have been called “I Am a Fugitive from a Daisy Chain Gang”. Would you please help me to determine who coined this comical expression?
Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1933 the prominent wit Dorothy Parker published a review of Tiffany Thayer’s book “An American Girl” in “The New Yorker” magazine. Parker lambasted Thayer’s depiction of carnality:1
He is beyond question a writer of power; and his power lies in his ability to make sex so thoroughly, graphically, and aggressively unattractive that one is fairly shaken to ponder how little one has been missing.
Tiffany Thayer was an eccentric figure who penned erotica, fantasy, and science fiction. He helped found the Fortean Society in New York City. Parker presented an alternative title for the book she reviewed. Boldface added to excerpt by QI:
Only in the friendliest spirit is it suggested that for later editions he might care to change his present rather pastel title to the possibly more provocative “I Am a Fugitive from a Daisy Chain Gang.”
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Question for Quote Investigator: Motherhood is stressful and tiring, but the rewards are remarkable. One delighted mother said something like the following:
Being a mother is one of the highest salaried positions since the payment is pure love.
Would you please help me to determine the author and find a citation?
Reply from Quote Investigator: Mildred B. Vermont was an editor at a national magazine when she became pregnant at the age of thirty-three. She initially planned to return to her job after giving birth. However, she decided to spend more time with her child who was named Peter. She continued to work part time as a freelance writer. She described her experiences in a piece published in “Today’s Health” magazine in March 1954. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
I have gained, not lost, by this new orientation toward my family. I have not given up my work. I simply arrange the schedule so that I can spend several hours each day at my typewriter . . .
Someday when Peter is grown up, I shall perhaps think again of the old career, the full-time job in the vigorous “outside world.” Until then I am content to be a full-time mother, one of the highest-salaried jobs in any field, since the payment is pure love.
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Question for Quote Investigator: Neophyte artists must learn from the works of established artists, but imitation is controversial. A famous creator presented the following adage:
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
This statement has been attributed to the prominent Spanish surrealist painter Salvador Dalí. Is this quotation genuine? Would you please help me to find a citation?
Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1970 Salvador Dalí published “Dali par Dali” in French. An English translation by Eleanor R. Morse under the title “Dali by Dali” also appeared in 1970. Dalí wrote about the surprising consequences of imitation. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
During the Renaissance, when they wished to imitate Immortal Greece, they produced Raphael. Ingres wished to imitate Raphael, and became Ingres. Cézanne wished to imitate Poussin, and thus became Cézanne. Dali wanted to imitate Meissonier and THE RESULT WAS DALI. Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Oscar Wilde? Charles Caleb Colton? Herbert Beerbohm Tree? Punch Magazine? Dublin Monthly Magazine? Anonymous?
Question for Quote Investigator: Words and deeds are imitated when they are deemed useful, popular, or admirable. However, a simulacrum is inferior when compared to the original. A wit once said:
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
This statement has been attributed to the famous Irish author and playwright Oscar Wilde, but I have not seen a citation, and I am skeptical. Would you please trace this saying?
Reply from Quote Investigator: QI has found no substantive evidence that Oscar Wilde wrote or spoke this precise statement. Yet, there is testimony that Wilde employed thematically related remarks.
In 1882 Wilde attended a performance of the comic opera “Patience” by Arthur Sullivan and W. S. Gilbert. The main character Reginald Bunthorne was widely considered to be a satirical depiction of Wilde. “The Boston Daily Globe” of Massachustts reported Wilde’s reaction to the colorful character:1
When Bunthorne walked on the stage, with his affected stride, Wilde said to Miss Gabrielle Greeley, who was one of the party in the box: “That is the homage which mediocrity pays to that which is not mediocre.”
Also, in 1882 “The New York Times” reported that Oscar Wilde delivered a lecture on the “English Renaissance” which included the following:2
“The pre-Raphaelites were a number of young poets and painters who banded together in London about 30 years since to revolutionize English poetry and painting. They had three things which the English public never forgive—youth, power, and enthusiasm.”
At this point the lecture was loudly applauded. Mr. Wilde continued: “Satire paid them the homage which mediocrity pays to genius. Their detractors blinded the public, but simply confirmed the artists in their convictions. To disagree with three-fourths of all England on all points is one of the first elements of sanity.”
Wilde’s remarks were members of a family of evolving statements with a long history. The 1842 citation below is a match for the statement in the inquiry which uses “plagiarism” instead of “imitation” and “homage” instead of “flattery”. Here is an overview with dates:
1714: Imitation is a kind of artless flattery. (The Spectator, London)
1820: Imitation is the sincerest of flattery. (Charles Caleb Colton in his book Lacon: or, Many Things In Few Words)
1842: Plagiarism is the homage that mediocrity pays to genius. (The Dublin Monthly Magazine of Ireland)
1851: Imitation is the homage which mediocrity pays to superiority. (Punch, London)
1854: Imitation is the homage that dulness pays to wit. (Punch, London)
1854: Oscar Wilde was born in October 1854.
1857: Imitation is but the sincerest form of flattery! (Punch, London)
1859: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. (The Photographic News, London)
1859: Envy is the homage which mediocrity pays to greatness. (The Edinburgh News of Scotland)
1862: Imitation is the homage that dulness pays to genius. (Punch, London)
1874: Imitation is the highest compliment mediocrity pays to genius. (The Huddersfield Examiner of England)
1879: Imitation is the flattery which mediocrity pays to genius. (Muscatine Weekly Journal of Iowa)
1879: Envy is the tribute which mediocrity pays to greatness. (The Freeman’s Journal of Dublin, Ireland)
1882: That is the homage which mediocrity pays to that which is not mediocre. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Boston Daily Globe of Massachusetts. Wilde was referring to the character Bunthorne)
1882: This is one of the compliments that mediocrity pay to those that are not mediocre. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Brooklyn Daily Times of New York. Wilde was referring to the character Bunthorne)
1882: Satire paid them the homage which mediocrity pays to genius. (Spoken by Oscar Wilde during a lecture reported in The New York Times. Wilde was referring to the pre-Raphaelites)
1882: Caricaturing is “the compliment which mediocrity pays to superiority” (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Daily Inter Ocean of Chicago, Illinois)
1884: Imitation is the sincerest form of insult. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in Vanity Fair of London)
1884: Defamation is one of the honest tributes which mediocrity pays to success. (Morning Appeal of Carson City, Nevada)
1884: Ridicule is the homage which mediocrity pays to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Hamilton Literary Monthly of Utica, New York)
1884: Satire is the homage that mediocrity pays to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Yale Literary Magazine of New Haven, Connecticut)
1888: Imitation is the tribute which mediocrity pays to genius. (The Standard Stenographic Magazine, Iowa City, Iowa.)
1891: Imitation can be made the sincerest form of insult. (Oscar Wilde in the essay The Decay of Lying)
1893: Detraction is the only tribute which mediocrity can pay to the great. (Spoken by Herbert Beerbohm Tree during a lecture at the Royal Institute in London)
1894: He considered caricature to be the sincerest compliment that mediocrity could pay to merit. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Birkenhead News of England)
1936: Caricature is the tribute which mediocrity pays to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in the book Oscar Wilde Discovers America 1882)
1999: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery mediocrity can pay to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Daily News Leader of Staunton, Virginia)
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John Maynard Keynes? Daniel Dennett? Isaiah Berlin? Eloise Jarvis McGraw? Herman Melville? T. H. Pear? Anonymous?
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Question for Quote Investigator: Are our thoughts composed of basic elements? Do we contemplate words, pictures, video snippets, or perception patterns while cogitating?
I was reminded of this classic epistemological question by recent advancements in the field of artificial intelligence. The latest generation of systems is multi-modal. These systems can use text, images, and video as input and output.
A pertinent anecdote states that a prominent intellectual was once asked about the building blocks of thought:
“Do you think in words or pictures?” “I think in thoughts.”
This adroit and humorous reply has been attributed to the English economist John Maynard Keynes. Would you please explore this topic?
Reply from Quote Investigator: John Maynard Keynes died in 1946. The earliest attribution to Keynes located by QI appeared in the journal “Synthese” in 1982 within an article titled “How to Study Human Consciousness Empirically” by U.S. philosopher Daniel Dennett. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
John Maynard Keynes was once asked whether he thought in words or pictures. His reply, which the heterophenomenologist applauds, was “I think in thoughts”.
The accompanying footnote indicated that Dennett heard the anecdote from a prominent British historian of ideas:2
Reported to me by Isaiah Berlin, in conversation.
QI has not yet found any direct evidence that Keynes made the remark under examination. Instead, the story was relayed from Isaiah Berlin to Daniel Dennett. A 1994 citation from Berlin which is presented further below indicated that Berlin’s knowledge was indirect. He did not hear the comment directly from Keynes. Hence, the support for the attribution to Keynes is weak.
The notion that humans might “think in thoughts” instead of words has a long history. The famous U.S. novelist Herman Melville published a semi-autobiographical work titled “White Jacket or, The World In a Man-of-War” in 1850. During one scene the captain of a ship contemplated forcing crew members to shave their beards. Melville presented the interior monologue of the captain, but this passage was followed by a fascinating comment about the accuracy of such depictions:3
There is no knowing, indeed, whether these were the very words in which the Captain meditated that night; for it is yet a mooted point among metaphysicians, whether we think in words or whether we think in thoughts. But something like the above must have been the Captain’s cogitations.
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Question for Quote Investigator: The famous actor John Wayne apparently spoke about the sense of renewal we experience with each new day. Metaphorically, tomorrow arrives clean and perfect. It puts itself into our hands, and hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday. Would you please help me to find a citation and the precise phrasing of this remark?
Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1971 an interview with John Wayne appeared in “Playboy” magazine, and the actor discussed the importance of learning from the past. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
There’s a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean, ya know. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.
The “Playboy” article printed the quotation twice. A streamlined version without the phrase “ya know” appeared in the caption of a photo:2
“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.”
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Question for Quote Investigator: Facing challenges and pressures in life can be disheartening, but psychologically reframing these experiences as a catalyst for positive growth and change is useful. Confronting and overcoming negative situations provides an opportunity to rise.
Prominent U.S. basketball player Kobe Bryant said something like this. Would you please help me to find a citation?
Reply from Quote Investigator: In 2005 “The Pennsylvania Celebrities Cookbook” printed a collection of recipes together with quotations from well-known individuals including this item. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
“Everything negative—pressure, challenges—is all an opportunity for me to rise.” Kobe Bryant, Basketball Player Philadelphia, PA
A precise citation was not provided for the quotation ascribed to Kobe Bryant. QI has located other instances crediting Bryant in 2007, 2008, and later, but none point to a specific time and place. Perhaps future researchers will improve this evidence.
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Mary Livingstone? Oscar Levant? John Dryden? Jonathan Swift? Edgar Allan Poe? Anonymous?
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Question for Quote Investigator: The utterance of a pun is sometimes greeted with the assertion that puns are the lowest form of humor, but a humorist once explained the true reason behind this criticism. The complainer was unable to think of the pun first. This notion has been attributed to radio comedian Mary Livingstone and concert pianist Oscar Levant? Would you please explore this topic?
Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest close match located by QI appeared in “Liberty” magazine in 1942 within an article titled “How To Live With a Comic” by Mary Livingstone. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
This makes me realize there must be one in every family—a husband, a son, an uncle, or the handy man around the house . . . who thinks a pun is the lowest form of wit because he didn’t think of it first. That’s why I’m writing this piece—to relate my own experiences with a professional funny man so that you’ll better know how to handle your amateur funny man.
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Elizabeth Taylor? John Madden? Jason Kidd? Richard Meryman? Derek Donald? Apocryphal?
Illustration of spray bottle deodorant
Question for Quote Investigator: A person who has been ostracized can achieve rehabilitation over time. The key to this re-acceptance is the attainment of success in some endeavor. An athlete who wins a big game, an actor who stars in a popular show, an entrepreneur who builds a prosperous company are all candidates for social recovery. An adage expresses this notion. Here are five versions:
(1) There’s no deodorant like success. (2) Success is a great deodorant (3) Winning is a great deodorant. (4) Winning is the best deodorant. (5) Winning is the greatest deodorant.
This saying has been attributed to U.S. actress Elizabeth Taylor, U.S. sports commentator John Madden, and U.S. basketball player Jason Kidd. Would you please explore this topic?
Reply from Quote Investigator: In the early 1960s Elizabeth Taylor starred in the film “Cleopatra”. During the filming of this epic she engaged in an extramarital affair with co-star Richard Burton. Subsequently, the two divorced their spouses and married one another in March 1964. In December 1964 “LIFE” magazine printed an interview of Taylor conducted by journalist Richard Meryman. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1
I have learned, however, that there’s no deodorant like success. Richard and I had been pretty scandalous and all of a sudden, after the opening night of Hamlet in New York, everybody was beaming and sighing. People that hadn’t spoken to us in two years were patting him on the back and giving me a kiss on the cheek.
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