Quote Investigator® – Tracing Quotations

Quote Origin: Luck Is the Residue of Design

Branch Rickey? John Milton? Alexander Pope? Anonymous?

Question for Quote Investigator: Confident people believe that luck is really controlled by human action. Religious people believe that luck is actually controlled by divine action. Here is a pertinent adage:

Luck is the residue of design.

This statement has been credited to prominent U.S. sports executive Branch Rickey and major English poet John Milton. I cannot find a good citation. Are either of these ascriptions accurate? Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest close match known to QI appeared in the “Lexington Leader” newspaper of Kentucky in 1915. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

Branch Rickey, manager of the St. Louis Browns, and one of the best known base ball men in the country, spoke to the State University Y.M.C.A. last night …

He gave a number of examples to demonstrate his point, and luck, he said, had no place in the lexicon of life, for there was no such thing as luck. Luck, he pointed out, is the residue of design and is governed by causes which are generally in the power of the man himself to govern.

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Quote Origin: There Are Only Two Ways of Telling the Complete Truth — Anonymously and Posthumously

Susan Ohanian? Thomas Sowell? Anonymous?

**Tombstone engraved with the word “Unknown”**

Question for Quote Investigator: Social media is rife with conflict. Comments about sensitive topics produce incendiary responses. I am reminded of this mordant insight:

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth—anonymously and posthumously.

U.S. economist Thomas Sowell and U.S. teacher Susan Ohanian have received credit for this remark. Would you please help me to find a citation?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In July 1985 Thomas Sowell published a column containing a long list of quips and adages which included the following three items. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

There are only two kinds of schools — those that keep up with the latest educational trends and those that teach.

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth — anonymously and posthumously.

There are only two kinds of gamblers — those who say they have lost more than they have won and those who lie about it.

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Quote Origin: It Is a Miracle That Curiosity Survives Formal Education

Albert Einstein? Paul Arthur Schilpp? Marilyn Ferguson? Apocryphal?

**Picture of chairs in a lecture hall from Unsplash**

Question for Quote Investigator: An overly rigid approach to education is counter-productive because it extinguishes natural inquisitiveness. This viewpoint has been expressed as follows:

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

The famous physicist Albert Einstein has received credit for this remark, but I have never seen a solid citation, and I have become skeptical. Would you please trace this quotation?

Reply from Quote Investigator: QI has not found an exact match for this statement in the writings of Albert Einstein; however, there is a close match. Einstein penned a short autobiography which appeared in the 1949 book “Albert Einstein: Philosopher-Scientist”. The book included Einstein’s original German text together with an English translation by Paul Arthur Schilpp. Here is the pertinent passage in both English and German. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

It is, in fact, nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry; for this delicate little plant, aside from stimulation, stands mainly in need of freedom; without this it goes to wreck and ruin without fail.

Es ist eigentlich wie ein Wunder, dass der moderne Lehrbetrieb die heilige Neugier des Forschens noch nicht ganz erdrosselt hat; denn dies delikate Pflänzchen bedarf neben Anregung hauptsächlich der Freiheit; ohne diese geht es unweigerlich zugrunde.

QI believes that the concise modern statement evolved from Einstein’s sentence given above. Below are additional selected citations in chronological order.

Quote Origin: It’s Not That I’m So Smart, It’s Just That I Stay With Problems Longer

Albert Einstein? Apocryphal? Anonymous?

**Picture of jumbled puzzle pieces from Unsplash**

Question for Quote Investigator: Solving a difficult problem requires hard work for an extended period. To reinforce this viewpoint people enjoy sharing the following humble remark which has been attributed to Albert Einstein:

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

I have been unable to find a solid citation, and I have become skeptical of this ascription. Is this another fake Einstein quotation? Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The evidence supporting the ascription to Albert Einstein is not substantive. Alice Calaprice, the editor of the important 2010 collection “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein” from Princeton University Press, placed this quotation in the “Probably Not by Einstein” section of her reference.¹

Albert Einstein died in 1955. The earliest match known to QI appeared in the 1996 compilation “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century” edited by Jerry Mayer and John P. Holms which contained this entry on page seventeen:²

It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

Unfortunately, the editors did not provide a citation. Hence, QI does not know where the editors found the quotation.

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Quote Origin: The First Hundred Years Are the Hardest

Wilson Mizner? Thomas Aloysius Dorgan? Tad Dorgan? Bill Downing? Wilton Lackaye? Clare Briggs? Anonymous?

**Detail from 1918 comic by Thomas Aloysius Dorgan**

Question for Quote Investigator: The initial stages of activities can be quite challenging. This hardship is reflected in following saying: the first year is the hardest. When the required period of endurance is extended to multiple years the saying becomes more outlandish and comical. A wit concocted this extreme statement:

The first hundred years are the hardest.

This saying has been credited to U.S. playwright Wilson Mizner and U.S. cartoonist Thomas Aloysius Dorgan, also known as Tad. Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest match located by QI appeared within a one panel comic by Thomas Aloysius Dorgan in January 1918. A small dog in the lower right of the panel utters the following line. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

WELL, AS BILL DOWNING SAYS THE FIRST 100 YEARS ARE THE HARDEST

QI is unsure of the identity of Bill Downing. Multiple people shared that name in the U.S. in 1918. Perhaps Downing was one of Dorgan’s friends.

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Quote Origin: Humanity Will Begin To Recover the Moment It Takes Art as Seriously as Physics, Chemistry, or Money

Ernst Levy? Apocryphal?

**A Young Woman Composing Music by Gabriël Metsu circa 1662**

Question for Quote Investigator: A prominent musicologist once said that humankind should take art as seriously as physics, chemistry, and money. If this happens then humankind will begin the road to recovery. I do not recall the precise phrasing. Would you please help me to locate this quotation and the name of its creator?

Reply from Quote Investigator: Swiss musicologist and composer Ernst Levy wrote a letter to a friend in 1945 that was reprinted in the collection “Letters of Composers: An Anthology 1603-1945”. The letter contained a match for the quotation under examination. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

To a humanity looking for elements of hope, music ought to be an important matter. We may even say that man will begin to recover the moment he takes art as seriously as physics, chemistry, or money. There is no other human activity that asks for such a harmonious cooperation of “intellect” and “soul” as artistic creation and, especially, music …

Our mechanized minds need to be musicalized. We have developed only half of man’s possibilities, or rather, have developed that half completely out of proportion to the other half.

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Saying Origin: Socialize the Costs and Privatize the Profits

W. H. Wakinshaw? Erma Angevine? Karl Brandt? Harold Davies? Anonymous?

**A person taking a large piece of the economic pie; image from Pixabay**

Question for Quote Investigator: Critics of politicians and regulators complain about the preferential treatment given to some companies which act irresponsibly. A company that makes a risky bet or sells a dubious product is protected from the negative consequences by governmental intervention. Yet the same company collects profits when their strategy succeeds. Here are three versions of a pertinent description:

(1) Privatize profits and socialize costs
(2) Socialize the losses and individualize the gains
(3) Individualizing profits and socializing risks

Would you please help me to trace this family of expressions?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The phrasing of this notion is highly variable; hence, it is difficult to trace. Here is an overview depicting the evolution of the statement together with dates and ascriptions.

1924: Succeeded in individualizing their profits and socializing their risks (W. H. Wakinshaw)

1952 May: A policy that attempts to socialize the losses and to individualize gains (Karl Brandt)

1971 Oct: They pocket the profits and socialize the losses to be passed on to everyone (James Branscome)

1971 Nov: Capitalized the profits while socializing the losses (Harry M. Caudill)

1972 Sep: To socialize the losses while industry continues to individualize the profits (Erma Angevine)

1974 Aug: Socialize the losses on big projects and privatize the profits (Harold Davies)

1975 Feb: Socialize the losses and keep the profits private! (Attributed to boardroom philosopher)

1977 Mar: They want to socialize the risks and privatize the profits (Gene R. La Rocque)

2024 Jun: Socialize the cost and privatize the profit (Old Adage)

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Quote Origin: Thinking Is the Hardest Work Many People Ever Have To Do, and They Don’t Like To Do Any More of It Than They Can Help

Henry Ford? G. K. Chesterton? Robert R. Updegraff? Charles Zueblin? Anonymous?

**One illuminated lightbulb in a group of lightbulbs from Pixabay**

Question for Quote Investigator: Thinking carefully and rigorously about an issue requires major effort. That helps to explain why shallow, lazy, and self-justifying thought is so common. Here is a pertinent quotation:

Thinking is the hardest work many people ever have to do, and they don’t like to do any more of it than they can help.

This notion has been attributed to U.S. automobile titan Henry Ford and U.S. sociologist Charles Zueblin. Would you please trace this expression?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1916 advertising specialist Robert R. Updegraff published a short book titled “Obvious Adams: The Story of a Successful Businessman” which included the quotation; however, Updegraff credited the statement to Charles Zueblin. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

… I guess Professor Zueblin is right when he says that thinking is the hardest work many people ever have to do, and they don’t like to do any more of it than they can help. They look for a royal road through some short cut in the form of a clever scheme or stunt, which they call the obvious thing to do; but calling it doesn’t make it so. They don’t gather all the facts and then analyze them before deciding what really is the obvious thing, and thereby they overlook the first and most obvious of all business principles.

QI has not yet found this quotation in the works of Zueblin. Updegraff did not use quotation marks, and he may have been paraphrasing Zueblin. Alternatively, Updegraff’s memory may have been flawed.

Henry Ford did say something similar in 1922 and 1928. Perhaps Ford was influenced by Updegraff’s earlier statement. See the 1922 and 1928 citations listed further below.

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Joke Origin: Frugal Me! Frugal Me!

Milton Berle? Russell Kay? Young Student? Anonymous?

**Picture of Neuschwanstein Castle from Pixabay**

Question for Quote Investigator: Teachers enjoy sharing an anecdote about a student who was taught that the word “frugal” meant “to save”. Afterwards the student generated the following story:

The beautiful damsel was held prisoner in a tower. When she saw a prince nearby she cried out: “Frugal me! Frugal me!” The prince frugaled her, and they lived happily ever after.

Would you please explore the provenance of this joke?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest match for this joke type based on the word “frugal” located by QI appeared in 1915 within “The Goldenrod” journal which was published by the students of Wayne State Normal School in Nebraska. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

A spelling lesson was in progress in Miss Bettcher’s room. One of the boys explained that the word “frugal” meant “to save.” It was suggested that he give an incident in which the word could be properly used. His quotation follows: “I once saw a girl drowning in the ocean. She had both hands up above the water, yelling, “Frugal me! Frugal me!”

The creator of this joke was unidentified, and QI hypothesizes that the gag was already in circulation.

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Quote Origin: Sooner or Later We All Sit Down To the Banquet of Consequences

Robert Louis Stevenson? Robert W. Frank? Frederick B. Harris? Apocryphal?

**Picture of a banquet meal from Unsplash**

Question for Quote Investigator: If you engage in a beneficial or a harmful activity you may not immediately experience the result. The effect might be significantly delayed, but eventually you will experience the full repercussions. Here are three versions of a pertinent adage:

(1) Everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
(2) Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
(3) Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.

This saying has been attributed to the Scottish novelist Robert Louis Stevenson who wrote “Treasure Island” and “Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde”. However, I have become skeptical because I have been unable to find a solid citation. Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: Researchers have not found an exact match for this saying within the works of Robert Louis Stevenson. A partial match appeared in Stevenson’s essay titled “Old Mortality” published in “Longman’s Magazine” in 1884. Stevenson emphasized the value of reading books. The following passage contained the phrase “game of consequences” instead of “banquet of consequences”. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:¹

Books were the proper remedy: books of vivid human import, forcing upon their minds the issues, pleasures, business, importance and immediacy of that life in which they stand; books of smiling or heroic temper, to excite or to console; books of a large design, shadowing the complexity of that game of consequences to which we all sit down, the hanger-back not least.

During the following decades Stevenson’s essay was widely reprinted; hence, many readers saw it. QI conjectures that the 1884 statement was rephrased to yield the popular modern misquotation.

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