Quote Origin: When Colombus Promised a New Hemisphere, All Said That It Could Not Exist. When He Found It, All Said It Had Been Known Long Before

Voltaire? Abraham Hayward? Alexander von Humboldt? Apocryphal?

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Question for Quote Investigator: The resistance to new ideas is tenacious. Yet, there is a breathtaking reversal in attitude once a new idea is established.

The philosopher Voltaire has received credit for presenting the following example regarding Christopher Columbus. When the explorer proposed an expedition to reach a new hemisphere he was told that the place he envisioned did not exist. When his expedition reached the new hemisphere he was told that everyone already knew it existed.

Would you please help me to find a citation?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1756 Voltaire (pen name of François-Marie Arouet) published “Essai Sur Les Mœurs et L’Esprit des Nations” (“Essay On the Morals and Spirit of Nations”). The essay included the following passage about Christopher Columbus. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

Lorsque Colombo avait promis un nouvel hémisphère, on lui avait soutenu que cet hémisphère ne pouvait exister; & quand il l’eut découvert, on prétendit qu’il avait été connu depuis long-temps.

Here is one possible translation into English:

When Colombus promised a new hemisphere, he was told that this hemisphere could not exist; & when he discovered it, it was claimed that it had been known for a long time.

Of course, the hemisphere was not a new discovery to its many existing inhabitants. Voltaire’s statement was from the perspective of a European.

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Quote Origin: The Person Who Never Quotes Will Never Be Quoted

Charles Haddon Spurgeon? Apocryphal?

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Question for Quote Investigator: Employing quotations enlivens your writings and speeches. The best quotations are forceful, witty, eloquent, authoritative, and persuasive. Here are three versions of a pertinent statement:

(1) You will never be quoted if you never quote.
(2) He who never quotes will never be quoted.
(3) He who never quotes, is never quoted.

This remark has been credited to a famous preacher. Would you please help me to trace it?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1863 the popular English preacher Charles Haddon Spurgeon delivered a sermon at the Metropolitan Tabernacle in London. Spurgeon spoke about the necessity of reading and quoting. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

The man who never reads will never be read; he who never quotes will never be quoted; he who will not use the thoughts of other men’s brains proves that he has no brains of his own! Brothers and sisters, what is true of ministers is true of all our people. You need to read.

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Quip Origin: Only On Days Ending With the Letter “Y”

Norman Jacobshagen? Joe Murphy? Robert Orben? Alfred Sheinwold? Anonymous?

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Question for Quote Investigator: A popular family of quips is based on the curious uniformity in the spelling of the days of the week. Here are two examples:

(1) Don’t play bridge on any day ending in a “y”
(2) Play golf just on those days ending with “y”

A moments reflection reveals that every day of the week terminates with the letter “y”. Would you please explore the history of this joke?

Reply from Quote Investigator: The earliest match known to QI appeared in 1931 within “The Messenger” weekly newspaper which was published by high school students in Wichita, Kansas. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

Advice to Lovelorn from Norman Jacobshagen: “I would say that it is unwise to get married on any day ending in the letter ‘Y’—Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.”

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Quote Origin: I Am a Fugitive From a Daisy Chain Gang

Dorothy Parker? Tiffany Thayer? Apocryphal?

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Question for Quote Investigator: The popular 1932 movie “I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang” was about an innocent man who was sent to prison and escaped from a chain gang. A humorist wrote a scathing review of an erotic book which suggested that the shoddy novel should have been called “I Am a Fugitive from a Daisy Chain Gang”. Would you please help me to determine who coined this comical expression?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1933 the prominent wit Dorothy Parker published a review of Tiffany Thayer’s book “An American Girl” in “The New Yorker” magazine. Parker lambasted Thayer’s depiction of carnality:1

He is beyond question a writer of power; and his power lies in his ability to make sex so thoroughly, graphically, and aggressively unattractive that one is fairly shaken to ponder how little one has been missing.

Tiffany Thayer was an eccentric figure who penned erotica, fantasy, and science fiction. He helped found the Fortean Society in New York City. Parker presented an alternative title for the book she reviewed. Boldface added to excerpt by QI:

Only in the friendliest spirit is it suggested that for later editions he might care to change his present rather pastel title to the possibly more provocative “I Am a Fugitive from a Daisy Chain Gang.”

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Quote Origin: Mother — One of the Highest-Salaried Jobs in Any Field, Since the Payment is Pure Love

Mildred B. Vermont? Marian Inman? Apocryphal?

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Question for Quote Investigator: Motherhood is stressful and tiring, but the rewards are remarkable. One delighted mother said something like the following:

Being a mother is one of the highest salaried positions since the payment is pure love.

Would you please help me to determine the author and find a citation?

Reply from Quote Investigator: Mildred B. Vermont was an editor at a national magazine when she became pregnant at the age of thirty-three. She initially planned to return to her job after giving birth. However, she decided to spend more time with her child who was named Peter. She continued to work part time as a freelance writer. She described her experiences in a piece published in “Today’s Health” magazine in March 1954. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

I have gained, not lost, by this new orientation toward my family. I have not given up my work. I simply arrange the schedule so that I can spend several hours each day at my typewriter . . .

Someday when Peter is grown up, I shall perhaps think again of the old career, the full-time job in the vigorous “outside world.” Until then I am content to be a full-time mother, one of the highest-salaried jobs in any field, since the payment is pure love.

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Quote Origin: Those Who Do Not Want To Imitate Anything, Produce Nothing

Salvador Dali? Eleanor R. Morse? Apocryphal?

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Question for Quote Investigator: Neophyte artists must learn from the works of established artists, but imitation is controversial. A famous creator presented the following adage:

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.

This statement has been attributed to the prominent Spanish surrealist painter Salvador Dalí. Is this quotation genuine? Would you please help me to find a citation?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1970 Salvador Dalí published “Dali par Dali” in French. An English translation by Eleanor R. Morse under the title “Dali by Dali” also appeared in 1970. Dalí wrote about the surprising consequences of imitation. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

During the Renaissance, when they wished to imitate Immortal Greece, they produced Raphael. Ingres wished to imitate Raphael, and became Ingres. Cézanne wished to imitate Poussin, and thus became Cézanne. Dali wanted to imitate Meissonier and THE RESULT WAS DALI. Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.

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Quote Origin: Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery That Mediocrity Can Pay To Greatness

Oscar Wilde? Charles Caleb Colton? Herbert Beerbohm Tree? Punch Magazine? Dublin Monthly Magazine? Anonymous?

Question for Quote Investigator: Words and deeds are imitated when they are deemed useful, popular, or admirable. However, a simulacrum is inferior when compared to the original. A wit once said:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.

This statement has been attributed to the famous Irish author and playwright Oscar Wilde, but I have not seen a citation, and I am skeptical. Would you please trace this saying?

Reply from Quote Investigator: QI has found no substantive evidence that Oscar Wilde wrote or spoke this precise statement. Yet, there is testimony that Wilde employed thematically related remarks.

In 1882 Wilde attended a performance of the comic opera “Patience” by Arthur Sullivan and W. S. Gilbert. The main character Reginald Bunthorne was widely considered to be a satirical depiction of Wilde. “The Boston Daily Globe” of Massachustts reported Wilde’s reaction to the colorful character:1

When Bunthorne walked on the stage, with his affected stride, Wilde said to Miss Gabrielle Greeley, who was one of the party in the box: “That is the homage which mediocrity pays to that which is not mediocre.”

Also, in 1882 “The New York Times” reported that Oscar Wilde delivered a lecture on the “English Renaissance” which included the following:2

“The pre-Raphaelites were a number of young poets and painters who banded together in London about 30 years since to revolutionize English poetry and painting. They had three things which the English public never forgive—youth, power, and enthusiasm.”

At this point the lecture was loudly applauded. Mr. Wilde continued: “Satire paid them the homage which mediocrity pays to genius. Their detractors blinded the public, but simply confirmed the artists in their convictions. To disagree with three-fourths of all England on all points is one of the first elements of sanity.”

Wilde’s remarks were members of a family of evolving statements with a long history. The 1842 citation below is a match for the statement in the inquiry which uses “plagiarism” instead of “imitation” and “homage” instead of “flattery”. Here is an overview with dates:

1714: Imitation is a kind of artless flattery. (The Spectator, London)

1820: Imitation is the sincerest of flattery. (Charles Caleb Colton in his book Lacon: or, Many Things In Few Words)

1842: Plagiarism is the homage that mediocrity pays to genius. (The Dublin Monthly Magazine of Ireland)

1851: Imitation is the homage which mediocrity pays to superiority. (Punch, London)

1854: Imitation is the homage that dulness pays to wit. (Punch, London)

1854: Oscar Wilde was born in October 1854.

1857: Imitation is but the sincerest form of flattery! (Punch, London)

1859: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. (The Photographic News, London)

1859: Envy is the homage which mediocrity pays to greatness. (The Edinburgh News of Scotland)

1862: Imitation is the homage that dulness pays to genius. (Punch, London)

1874: Imitation is the highest compliment mediocrity pays to genius. (The Huddersfield Examiner of England)

1879: Imitation is the flattery which mediocrity pays to genius. (Muscatine Weekly Journal of Iowa)

1879: Envy is the tribute which mediocrity pays to greatness. (The Freeman’s Journal of Dublin, Ireland)

1882: That is the homage which mediocrity pays to that which is not mediocre. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Boston Daily Globe of Massachusetts. Wilde was referring to the character Bunthorne)

1882: This is one of the compliments that mediocrity pay to those that are not mediocre. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Brooklyn Daily Times of New York. Wilde was referring to the character Bunthorne)

1882: Satire paid them the homage which mediocrity pays to genius. (Spoken by Oscar Wilde during a lecture reported in The New York Times. Wilde was referring to the pre-Raphaelites)

1882: Caricaturing is “the compliment which mediocrity pays to superiority” (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Daily Inter Ocean of Chicago, Illinois)

1884: Imitation is the sincerest form of insult. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in Vanity Fair of London)

1884: Defamation is one of the honest tributes which mediocrity pays to success. (Morning Appeal of Carson City, Nevada)

1884: Ridicule is the homage which mediocrity pays to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Hamilton Literary Monthly of Utica, New York)

1884: Satire is the homage that mediocrity pays to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Yale Literary Magazine of New Haven, Connecticut)

1888: Imitation is the tribute which mediocrity pays to genius. (The Standard Stenographic Magazine, Iowa City, Iowa.)

1891: Imitation can be made the sincerest form of insult. (Oscar Wilde in the essay The Decay of Lying)

1893: Detraction is the only tribute which mediocrity can pay to the great. (Spoken by Herbert Beerbohm Tree during a lecture at the Royal Institute in London)

1894: He considered caricature to be the sincerest compliment that mediocrity could pay to merit. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Birkenhead News of England)

1936: Caricature is the tribute which mediocrity pays to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in the book Oscar Wilde Discovers America 1882)

1999: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery mediocrity can pay to genius. (Attributed to Oscar Wilde in The Daily News Leader of Staunton, Virginia)

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Quote Origin: “Do You Think In Words or Pictures?” “I Think In Thoughts”

John Maynard Keynes? Daniel Dennett? Isaiah Berlin? Eloise Jarvis McGraw? Herman Melville? T. H. Pear? Anonymous?

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Question for Quote Investigator: Are our thoughts composed of basic elements? Do we contemplate words, pictures, video snippets, or perception patterns while cogitating?

I was reminded of this classic epistemological question by recent advancements in the field of artificial intelligence. The latest generation of systems is multi-modal. These systems can use text, images, and video as input and output.

A pertinent anecdote states that a prominent intellectual was once asked about the building blocks of thought:

“Do you think in words or pictures?”
“I think in thoughts.”

This adroit and humorous reply has been attributed to the English economist John Maynard Keynes. Would you please explore this topic?

Reply from Quote Investigator: John Maynard Keynes died in 1946. The earliest attribution to Keynes located by QI appeared in the journal “Synthese” in 1982 within an article titled “How to Study Human Consciousness Empirically” by U.S. philosopher Daniel Dennett. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

John Maynard Keynes was once asked whether he thought in words or pictures. His reply, which the heterophenomenologist applauds, was “I think in thoughts”.

The accompanying footnote indicated that Dennett heard the anecdote from a prominent British historian of ideas:2

Reported to me by Isaiah Berlin, in conversation.

QI has not yet found any direct evidence that Keynes made the remark under examination. Instead, the story was relayed from Isaiah Berlin to Daniel Dennett. A 1994 citation from Berlin which is presented further below indicated that Berlin’s knowledge was indirect. He did not hear the comment directly from Keynes. Hence, the support for the attribution to Keynes is weak.

The notion that humans might “think in thoughts” instead of words has a long history. The famous U.S. novelist Herman Melville published a semi-autobiographical work titled “White Jacket or, The World In a Man-of-War” in 1850. During one scene the captain of a ship contemplated forcing crew members to shave their beards. Melville presented the interior monologue of the captain, but this passage was followed by a fascinating comment about the  accuracy of such depictions:3

There is no knowing, indeed, whether these were the very words in which the Captain meditated that night; for it is yet a mooted point among metaphysicians, whether we think in words or whether we think in thoughts. But something like the above must have been the Captain’s cogitations.

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Quote Origin: Tomorrow Is the Most Important Thing. Comes In To Us At Midnight Very Clean. It’s Perfect When It Arrives

John Wayne? Peter McWilliams? Apocryphal?

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Question for Quote Investigator: The famous actor John Wayne apparently spoke about the sense of renewal we experience with each new day. Metaphorically, tomorrow arrives clean and perfect. It puts itself into our hands, and hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday. Would you please help me to find a citation and the precise phrasing of this remark?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 1971 an interview with John Wayne appeared in “Playboy” magazine, and the actor discussed the importance of learning from the past. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

There’s a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean, ya know. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.

The “Playboy” article printed the quotation twice. A streamlined version without the phrase “ya know” appeared in the caption of a photo:2

“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.”

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Quote Origin: Everything Negative—Pressure, Challenges—Is All An Opportunity For Me To Rise

Kobe Bryant? Hasheem Thabeet? Apocryphal?

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Question for Quote Investigator: Facing challenges and pressures in life can be disheartening, but psychologically reframing these experiences as a catalyst for positive growth and change is useful. Confronting and overcoming negative situations provides an opportunity to rise.

Prominent U.S. basketball player Kobe Bryant said something like this. Would you please help me to find a citation?

Reply from Quote Investigator: In 2005 “The Pennsylvania Celebrities Cookbook” printed a collection of recipes together with quotations from well-known individuals including this item. Boldface added to excerpts by QI:1

“Everything negative—pressure, challenges—is all an opportunity for me to rise.”
Kobe Bryant, Basketball Player
Philadelphia, PA

A precise citation was not provided for the quotation ascribed to Kobe Bryant. QI has located other instances crediting Bryant in 2007, 2008, and later, but none point to a specific time and place. Perhaps future researchers will improve this evidence.

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