Mark Twain? Josh Billings? Artemus Ward? Kin Hubbard? Will Rogers? Edwin Howard Armstrong? Anonymous? Question for Quote Investigator: The Oscar-winning 2015 film “The Big Short” begins with a display of the following statement: It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. The …
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How Many People Here Tonight Are Telekinetic? Raise My Hand
Steven Wright? Kurt Vonnegut? Emo Philips? Rich Siegel? Anonymous? Dear Quote Investigator: A speaker will typically ask audience members to raise their hands to signal an affirmative answer to a question. A humorist constructed a funny remark based on a transformation of this scenario: If you believe in psychokinetic powers, please raise my hand. This …
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“Does It Hurt?” “Only When I Laugh”
Philip Gosse? John Bishop? Leonard Lyons? Anonymous? Dear Quote Investigator: A family of popular comical anecdotes conforms to the following template. An individual suffers a grievous injury such as a spear through the chest. A companion asks about his or her status, and the reply is absurdly understated: “Does it hurt?” “Only when I laugh.” …
Good Is Better than Evil Because It’s Nicer
Al Capp? Li’l Abner Yokum? Mammy Yokum? Dear Quote Investigator: The comic strip “Li’l Abner” created by Al Capp achieved great popularity in the 1940s and 1950s. The setting was the fictional village of Dogpatch in the Southern United States. Al Capp employed an exaggerated Southern dialect which he spelled phonetically. Teenager Li’l Abner Yokum …
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The Goal of the Future Is Full Unemployment, So We Can Play
Arthur C. Clarke? Gene Youngblood? Apocryphal? Dear Quote Investigator: While reading about the economic notion of a universal basic income I came across a statement attributed to the farsighted science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke advocating the goal of “full unemployment” instead of “full employment”. Clarke felt that the computers and robots of the future …
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Motto: Don’t Be Evil
Sergey Brin? Stacy Sullivan? Hiroshi Yamauchi? Paul Buchheit? Amit Patel? Marissa Mayer? Organization: Google? Nintendo? Student Pugwash Conference? Dear Quote Investigator: Google was founded in 1998, and after a few years one of its employees suggested the following company motto: Don’t be evil. Would you please explore the provenance of this slogan? Quote Investigator: The …
They Eked Out a Precarious Livelihood by Taking in Each Other’s Washing
Mark Twain? William Morris? Edward Dicey? Anonymous? Dear Quote Investigator: Skeptics have questioned the economic viability of small isolated or insular communities by derisively envisioning rudimentary economies based on simple tasks, e.g., individuals would wash clothes for one another. This notion has been credited to humorist Mark Twain and socialist activist William Morris. In modern …
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Don’t Take Life So Serious, Son … It Ain’t Nohow Permanent
Pogo? Walt Kelly? Porky Pine? Albert Alligator? Elbert Hubbard? Apocryphal? Dear Quote Investigator: Walt Kelly created the landmark comic strip “Pogo” which combined beautiful artwork with entertaining humor. One strip contained a philosophical remark suggesting that one should not take life too seriously because of its transience. Would you please help me to find a …
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Quote Origin: A Reader Lives a Thousand Lives Before He Dies. The Man Who Never Reads Lives Only One
Creator: George R. R. Martin, popular author of fantasy, horror, and science fiction who also works as a screenwriter and television producer; he is best known for the television series “Game of Thrones” adapted from the book series “A Song of Ice and Fire” Context: In 2011 George R. R. Martin published “A Dance with …
For One Who Reads, There Is No Limit to the Number of Lives That May Be Lived
Creator: Louis L’Amour, very popular novelist who primarily wrote about the American Old West Context: In 1989 Louis L’Amour published a memoir titled “Education of a Wandering Man”. He eloquently expressed an idea that other writers of fiction and non-fiction have stated. Emphasis added:[1]2008 reissue (1989 Copyright), Education of a Wandering Man: A Memoir by …
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